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| We have a recurring dream... In the middle of a normal day, our teeth come loose and start falling out one by one. If you share this nightmare, then you'll probably be as freaked out by this candy as we are.\r\nThe easiest way to describe Candy Teef is as Edible Dentures. It's a comical row of exceptionally bad teeth, complete with receding gums. You wear the phony teeth by chewing the included bubblegum, and then using it to stick the dentures over your real teeth. (We took a photo of the boss wearing one, but it was so hideous, he refused to let us use it on this webpage.) \r\nAfter you've had fun showing off your goofy teeth to your friends, you can then eat the teeth and gums. (how delightful!)\r\nYeah, any way you look at it, Candy Teef is pretty sick. But as stupid candies go, this is one of the best.\r\nPleasant dreams. |
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